This is for my little girl. 这是我的小女孩。

   

My lady gives birth today. 我的夫人生下今天。

I run to her room right away. 我跑了她的房间去。

She smiles with glee and hands her to me. 她微笑与喜悦，并递给她给我。

I look at my newborn and say: 我看着自己的新生，说：

   

Damn, that's a ugly baby! 妈的，这是一个丑陋的宝宝！

Damn, that's a ugly-ass baby! 妈的，这是一个丑陋的屁股的孩子！

I'm feeling quite concerned, 我感觉颇为关注，

My semen must have turned, 我的精液必须打开，

'Cause, damn, that's a ugly baby. 因为，该死的，这是一个丑陋的婴儿。

   

I can't believe this came from me. 我简直不敢相信这是来自我的。

I think her mom did too much LSD. 我觉得她的妈妈做了太多的迷幻药。

She's skinny like a twig. 她瘦像树枝。

At least her nuts are big... 至少她的坚果是大...

But the placenta is cuter than she. 但胎盘是比她更可爱。

   

Damn, that's a ugly baby! 妈的，这是一个丑陋的宝宝！

God damn, that's an ugly-ass baby! 该死的，这是一个丑陋的屁股的孩子！

I can't take her home today, 我不能带她回家了，

She'll scare the dog away, 她会吓跑狗走，

'Cause, damn, that's a ugly baby. 因为，该死的，这是一个丑陋的婴儿。

   

And when she smiles, I find, 当她微笑时，我发现，

Shane McGowen comes to mind. 巴蒂尔McGowen想到的。

It makes me want to cry 这让我想哭

When I look into her good eye. 当我看着她的眼睛好。

I always wanted kids; 我一直想要孩子;

Is it wrong to hope for SIDS? (Fuck you, it's my fuckin' baby!) 这是错误的希望小岛屿发展中国家？ （你他妈的，这是我该死的孩子！ ）

Then the doctor calls me in. 然后，医生叫我进去。

"Mr. Lynch, she has a... twin." “林奇先生，她有一个双胞胎...... ”

   

Damn, that's a good-lookin' baby! 妈的，这是一个很好的，查找宝贝！

One for two on the good-lookin' babies! 一两个就不错了，查找婴儿！

I almost start to weep. 我几乎开始哭了起来。

Now, this one we can keep, 现在，这一块我们可以保持，

Cause that was an ugly-ass... 原因这是一个丑陋的屁股......

   

Damn, that's a ugly baby! (C'mon, everybody, sing along!) 妈的，这是一个丑陋的宝宝！ （来吧，大家，一起唱！ ）

Damn, that's an ugly ba (Sing, fuckers! Come on!) 妈的，这是一个丑陋的BA （星，不要脸！加油！ ）

Damn, that's an ugly baby! (Whoo!) 妈的，这是一个丑陋的宝宝！ （喔！ ）

Damn, that's an ugly baby! 妈的，这是一个丑陋的宝宝！

   

She's got one good tooth, and one ear, and one eye, 她得到了一个很好的牙齿，和一只耳朵，一只眼睛，

And, thank god, just one nose—but it's on her left thigh. 而且，感谢上帝，只是一个鼻子，但它在她的左大腿。

Now, doctor, I am asking you, guy to guy, 现在，医生，我问你，帅哥帅哥，

Would a really, really, really late-term abortion still fly? 请问真的，真的，真的晚期堕胎一词仍飞？

Oh, no! (My baby!) Not me! 哦，不！ （我的孩子！ ）不是我！

I don't want no ugly baby! 我不想没有丑娃！

I said, damn, that's an ugly baby. 我说，妈的，这是一个丑陋的婴儿。

Damn, that's an ugly-ass baby. 妈的，这是一个丑陋的屁股婴儿。

   

Thank you! Goodnight! 谢谢！晚安！