well i thought about the army 嗯，我想到了军队

dad said, son you're fucking high 爸爸说，儿子你他妈的高

and i thought, yeah there's a first for everything 我想，是啊有一个第一的一切

so i took my old man's advice 所以我把我的老男人的忠告

three sad semesters 3悲伤学期

it was only fifteen grand spent in bed 这只是15盛大在床上度过

i thought about the army 我想到了军队

i dropped out and joined a band instead 我做出退学决定，并加入了一个乐队，而不是

   

grew a moustache and a mullet 留起了小胡子和鲻鱼

got a job at chic-fil-a 找到了一份工作，在别致-FIL -A

citing artistic differences 理由是艺术的差异

the band broke up in may 乐队5月分手

and in june reformed without me 而在六月改革没有我

and they'd got a different name 他们会得到一个不同的名称

i nuked another grandma's apple pie í核爆另一个奶奶的苹果派

and hung my head in shame 挂我的头耻辱

   

i've been thinking a lot today 我一直在想今天很多

i've been thinking a lot today 我一直在想今天很多

   

oh, i think i'll write a screenplay 哦，我想我会写剧本

oh, i think i'll take it to LA 哦，我想我会拿去洛杉矶

oh, i think i'll get it done yesterday 哦，我想我会得到它昨天完成

   

in this time of introspection 在反省这个时候

on the eve of my election 我的选举前夕

i say to my reflection 我要告诉我的反思

god, please spare me more rejection 上帝，请饶了我更多的排斥反应

'cause my peers, they criticize me 因为我的同龄人，他们批评我

and my ex-wives all despise me 我的前妻都鄙视我

try to put it all behind me 尽量把它全部在我身后

but my redneck past is nipping at my heels 但我的乡下人的过去紧紧地咬住了我的高跟鞋

   

i've been thinking a lot today 我一直在想今天很多

i've been thinking a lot today 我一直在想今天很多

i've been thinking a lot today 我一直在想今天很多

i thought about the army... 我想到了军队......