All women are crazy, 所有的女人都疯了，

All men are dumb. 所有的人都是愚蠢的。

'Cause though we know they're crazy, “原因虽然我们知道他们是疯了，

We still want some. 我们还是希望一些。

It's nothing new, 这是什么新东西，

And it's sad but true: 而且它是可悲的，但真实的：

That we just can't quit 'em, 那我们就不能放弃他们，

And we can't live with 'em, 我们不能忍受他们，

What's a man to do? 什么是一个人吗？

   

Back in the bible 早在圣经

There was a tree 有一棵树

Lord said to Adam, 耶和华说：亚当，

"Don't you eat that fruit" “难道你吃的水果”

He said, "Fine by me." 他说：“我无所谓。 ”

But then along came Eve, 但就在这时前夕，

Looking to do wrong. 希望做错误的。

And on account of her curves, 而且由于她的曲线，

And his lack of nerves, 而他缺乏的神经，

Adam went along. 亚当跟着去了。

   

'Cause all women are crazy, “因为所有女人都疯了，

All men are dumb. 所有的人都是愚蠢的。

'Cause though we know they're crazy, “原因虽然我们知道他们是疯了，

We still want some. 我们还是希望一些。

It's nothing new, 这是什么新东西，

And it's sad but true: 而且它是可悲的，但真实的：

That we just can't quit 'em 那我们就不能退出时间

And we can't live with 'em 我们不能生活在时间

What's a man to do? 什么是一个人吗？

   

Take my old lady, 就拿我的老太太，

I bought her a gown. 我给她买了礼服。

We were fixing 我们被固定

To go out mixing 走出去混

Out on the town. 出城。

She said, "Do I look fat?" 她说， “我看起来胖吗？ ”

I said, "Heck no! 我说：“当然没有！

Just a little round..." 只是有点圆... “

And since that day, 从那天开始，

I've walked this way. 我已经走了这条路。

It hurts to sit down. 它伤害坐下。

   

'Cause all women are crazy, “因为所有女人都疯了，

All men are dumb. 所有的人都是愚蠢的。

'Cause though we know they're crazy, “原因虽然我们知道他们是疯了，

We still want some. 我们还是希望一些。

It's nothing new. 这是什么新鲜事。

And it's sad but true: 而且它是可悲的，但真实的：

That we just can't quit 'em, 那我们就不能放弃他们，

And we can't live with 'em, 我们不能忍受他们，

What's a man to do? 什么是一个人吗？

   

"-Fellas, there comes a time in every woman's life... About once a month, to be exact. When they get all ornery. Oh, they start kicking and fussing and fighting and... We don't know what's wrong with them. In about a week, they generally come around... And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say: "I'm sorry, honey, I was just PMSing." Now, ladies, I feel for you, I really do. It's not an easy thing to go through. But since we already know the outcome, I'd like to propose an experiment: Fellas, the next time your woman gets crazy. I'm gonna guess, about a month from now. I want you to look her right in the eye and I want you to ask her "Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSing?" And then grab you're gonna your balls and run for the hills!-" “ -Fellas ，总会有一段时间在每个女人的一生......大约每月一次，确切地说，当他们得到所有坏脾气哦，他们开始踢和大惊小怪的，战斗和......我们不知道什么是错的，与他们在一个星期左右，他们一般过来......他们会看你的权利的眼睛，也和他们会说：“对不起，亲爱的，我只是PMSing ”现在，女士们，我对你的感觉，我真的这不是一件容易的事情经过，但既然我们已经知道了结局，我想提出一个实验： 。伙计们，下一次你的女人变得疯狂，我要去猜测，大概一个月从现在，我要你看看她的的眼睛，我要你问她：“亲爱的，你确定你不只是PMSing ？ ”然后抢你要去你的球和跑山 - ！ “

   

When I met my lady, 当我遇到我的夫人，

And asked for her hand. 并询问了她的手。

She was the calmest, 她是最平静的，

And the sweetest girl in all the land. 而甜美的女孩在所有的土地。

But then the ring went on, 但随后环的推移，

And she went all wrong. 她去了所有的错误。

Like a midnight thriller, 像午夜惊悚片，

She went BrideZilla, 她去BrideZilla ，

Spat pea soup and become a killer, 吐口水豌豆汤，并成为一个杀手，

She ate three kids 她吃了三个孩子

And my auntie's wig 和我阿姨的假发

And the pastor's dog. 和牧师的狗。

   

Why?! 为什么？

'Cause all women are crazy, “因为所有女人都疯了，

All men are dumb. 所有的人都是愚蠢的。

'Cause though we know they're crazy, “原因虽然我们知道他们是疯了，

We still want some. 我们还是希望一些。

It's nothing new, 这是什么新东西，

And it's sad but true: 而且它是可悲的，但真实的：

That we just can't quit 'em, 那我们就不能放弃他们，

And we can't live with 'em, 我们不能忍受他们，

You just can't shoot 'em, 你就不能拍他们，

Or you'll end in prison. 否则你会最终在监狱里。

And the biker from Hell, 从地狱骑车，

In your prison cell 在你的牢房

Might take a shine to you. 可能需要照耀你。