Alright kids. are you ready for me? 好吧孩子。你准备好给我吗？

i know i look good. but theres always room for improvement. 我知道我好看。但总是那里有改进的余地。

   

all i want for christmas is my liposuction 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的吸脂

i want some lipo honey, 我想要一些脂蜜，

i want you to put it all over my body. 我希望你把它都在我的身上。

all i want for christmas is my cheek implants 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的脸颊植入

and my chin implant, 我的下巴植入，

and lets see, my butt should be risen. 并让我们看看，我的屁股应该上升。

   

some parts are fake, some parts are plastic. 有些部分是假的，有些部件是塑料的。

some even say that im a phony. 甚至有人说我是个假的。

but ive dipped into the fountain of youth and that aint no bologna! HAHAH. 但香港专业教育学院蘸取青春的源泉，而不是没有博洛尼亚！ HAHAH 。

   

soooooo all i want for christmas is my nose fixed up. soooooo我想要的圣诞礼物是我的鼻子搞掂。

hey, i want a nose job: RHINOPLASTY. 嘿，我想隆鼻：隆鼻。

all i want for christmas is my teeth capped. 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的牙齿上限。

i want my teeth capped, and throw in an eye job while your at it. 我想我的牙齿封顶，并扔在了眼睛的工作，而你的吧。

   

mm mm mm. 毫米毫米毫米。

oh yeah honey. 哦，是蜂蜜。

you know this is a day of shame. look at these thighs. 你知道这是耻辱的一天。看看这些大腿。

honey, gravity is a bitch. 亲爱的，重力是一个婊子。

tell me about it. 告诉我吧。

but baby, i got my secret weapon. 但是宝贝，我有我的秘密武器。

and whats that girl? 和什么那个女孩吗？

park avenue plastic surgeon. 公园大道的整形外科医生。

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH ！

   

all i want for christmas is my ribs removed. 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的肋骨取出。

i want my ribs removed, i want.. 我想我的肋骨去掉，我想..

I DONT NEED EM NO MORE!!! 我不需要电磁NO MORE ！

all i want for christmas is my cheek implants. 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的脸颊植入物。

throw in a derma peel while your at it. 扔在真皮剥离，而你的吧。

   

doctor, doctor, hurry please. 医生，医生，快点请。

your needed here on the double. 在这里您需要的两倍。

all the other queens, there jealous of me. 所有其他的王后，还有嫉妒我。

and there mens gonna be in trouble! HAHAAH. 有男士会遇到麻烦！ HAHAAH 。

   

all i want for christmas is my face lifted. 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的脸抬起。

i want my face lifted, i want my face SNATCHED. 我想我的脸举起，我想我的脸抢走。

all i want for christmas is my face SNATCHED, so i can be ohh so marvelous. 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的脸抢走，这样我就可以留在我身边这么奇妙。

   

ohhhh honey, i could use it all over my body, heheh. 没有人像亲爱的，我可以用它在我的身上， heheh 。

nahhh, i aint got nothin against it. nahhh ，我无反对。

honey ive been sucked, plucked, sinched, pinched, pulled, snatched, baby i have had every procedure done. 亲爱的我不停的吸，弹拨， sinched ，捏，拽，抢走了，宝贝，我不得不每天做的过程。

and as long as theres a doctor on park avenue, i'll be lookin good. 只要那里有公园大道医生，我会眼含不错。

ohhhh yeah honey, im lookin good. 没有人像耶蜂蜜， IM看着不错。

hun let me tell you somethin. 勋让我来告诉你事端。

miss pauls gon be fresh. fresh as a daisy. 吴保罗坤是新鲜的。新鲜的菊花。

   

some parts are fake, some parts are plastic. 有些部分是假的，有些部件是塑料的。

some even say that im a phony. 甚至有人说我是个假的。

but ive dipped into the fountain of youth and that aint no bologna! HAHHAAAH. 但香港专业教育学院蘸取青春的源泉，而不是没有博洛尼亚！ HAHHAAAH 。

   

all i want for christmas is my breast implants. 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的乳房假体。

i want my breast implants, baby i WANT my breast implants! 我希望我的乳房植入物，宝贝，我希望我的乳房植入物！

all i want for christmas is my tummy tucked, so i can look real purrrty! 所有我想要的圣诞礼物就是我的肚子卷起，这样我就可以看看真正的purrrty ！

   

ok so michelle. do you remember your first chrismas at home? 确定，所以米歇尔。你还记得家里的第一个圣诞？

ohhh yahhh. Phoebe：哦yahhh 。

oh really? what what, what toys did you get? do you remember? 真的哦？什么什么，你得到了什么玩具？你还记得吗？

well a lot of, um, toys with batteries. 还有很多，嗯，玩具用电池。

uh huh. 嗯。

and um, i remember taking them into the back of the car, and playing with them for hours and my mom come knockin on the door and said "WHATS ALL THAT BUZZIN?!" 和恩，我记得带他们进车的后面，并与他们玩了几个小时，我妈妈来敲响了门，并说： “什么是所有合适BUZZIN ？ ”

hahhhahahah. hahahaah. hahhhahahah 。 hahahaah 。