[Act II] [第二幕]

   

[SCENE NINE] [场景九]

[A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME] [我的至尊令牌]

   

Arriving at L. Ron Hoover's modernistic office / cathedral / ware-house / 到达L.罗恩胡佛的现代派办公/教堂/货栈/

condominium complex, Joe is greeted by a pre-recorded message and 公寓区，乔是一个预先录制的消息和问候

a dramatically illuminated image on a wall-sized TV screen... 一面墙大小的电视屏幕上的显着照亮图片...

   

[L. RON HOOVER:] [ L。 RON胡佛： ]

Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology! 欢迎来到第一教堂Appliantology的！

The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only! 在白色区域是用于装载和卸载只！

   

Don't you be 难道你是

Tarot-fied 塔罗牌，田间

It's just a token of my extreme 这是我的极限只是一个象征

Don't you be 难道你是

Tarot-fied 塔罗牌，田间

It's just a token of my extreme 这是我的极限只是一个象征

Don't you never try to look behind my eyes 难道你从来没有尝试看看后面的我的眼睛

You don t wanna know what they have seen 你不想要知道他们所看到的

Don't you never try to look behind my eyes 难道你从来没有尝试看看后面的我的眼睛

You don't wanna know what they have seen 你不想知道他们所看到的

   

[JOE: (thinking to himself)] [乔： （心里嘀咕）

Some people think 有些人认为

That if they go too far 如果他们走得太远

They'll never get hack 他们将永远不会得到破解

To where the rest of them are 到他们的休息是

I might be crazy 我可能是疯了

But there's one thing I know 但有一件事我知道

You might be surprised 你可能会惊讶

At what you find when ya go! 在你找到的时候亚去！

   

And thus, having rationalized his expedition to L. Ron's modernistic office / 因而，具有合理化他的远征L.罗恩的现代派办公/

cathedral / warehouse / condominium complex, JOE seeks The Answer to 大教堂/仓库/公寓区，JOE寻求答案

his problem... 他的问题...

   

[JOE:] [乔： ]

Oh oh oh 哦，哦，哦，

Mystical Advisor 神秘的顾问

What is my problem, tell me 什么是我的问题，告诉我

Can you see? 你能看到什么？

   

[L. RON HOOVER:] [ L。 RON胡佛： ]

Well, you have nothing to fear, my son! 那么，你有什么好怕的，我的儿子！

You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me! 你是一个潜在电器恋物癖，这似乎是我的！

   

[JOE:] [乔： ]

That all seems very, very strange 这一切似乎非常奇怪

I never craved a toaster 我从来没有渴望烤面包机

Or a color T. V. 或彩色五吨

   

[L. RON HOOVER:] [ L。 RON胡佛： ]

A Latent Appliance Fetishist 一个潜在的电器恋物癖

Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself 是谁的人拒绝承认他或她自己

That sexual gratification can only be achieved 这两情相悦才能实现

Through the use of MACHINES... Get the picture? 通过使用机器......知道了吗？

   

[JOE:] [乔： ]

Are you telling me 你告诉我

I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron? 我要出柜，现在罗恩先生？

   

[L. RON HOOVER:] [ L。 RON胡佛： ]

No, my son! 不，我的儿子！

You must go into THE CLOSET 你必须进入衣柜

And you will have 你将有

A lot of fun! 很好玩！

That's where they all live 这就是他们所有的生活

So if you want an 所以，如果你想要一个

Appliance to love you 电器爱你

You'll have to go in there 你必须去那里

N' get you one N让你一

   

[JOE:] [乔： ]

Well...that seems simple enough... 嗯...这似乎很简单...

   

[L. RON HOOVER:] [ L。 RON胡佛： ]

Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one, 是的，但如果你想有一个真正的好，

You'll have to learn a foreign language... 你必须学习一门外语......

   

[JOE:] [乔： ]

German, for instance? 德国，例如？

   

[L. RON HOOVER:] [ L。 RON胡佛： ]

That's right... 这是正确的......

A lot of really cute ones come from over there! 有很多很可爱的人来自那里！

(Fifty bucks, please) （五块钱，请）

   

And a cheerful group of Appliantologists dance into the room wearing 和一个开朗组Appliantologists舞进了房间穿

aluminum foil lab smocks, lock arms in a circle around JOE, making 铝箔实验室工作服，锁臂绕JOE了一圈，使得

sure he pays in full, all the while singing with L. RON as he delivers 相信他付清，与L. RON所有边唱，因为他提供

nis final instructions... NIS最后指示...

   

[L. RON HOOVER:] [ L。 RON胡佛： ]

If you been 如果你是

Mod-O-fied, MOD -O-田间，

It's an illusion, 这是一种错觉，

an yer in between 在之间的揭掉

Don't you be 难道你是

Tarot-fied, 塔罗牌，田间，

It's just a lot of nothin,' 这只是很多没什么的， “

So what can it mean? 那么，什么可以把它的意思吗？

If you been 如果你是

Mod-O-fied, MOD -O-田间，

It's an illusion, 这是一种错觉，

an yer in between 在之间的揭掉

Don't you be 难道你是

Tarot-fied, 塔罗牌，田间，

It's just a lot of nothin, 这只是很多没什么的，

So what can it mean? 那么，什么可以把它的意思吗？

[etc., etc., etc.] [等等，等等，等等。 ]

   

JOE leaves the First Church of Appliantology and sets out to try L. RON s expensive advice 乔叶的首堂Appliantology ，并下决心尝试L. RON很贵意见

   

[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:] [中央SCRUTINIZER ： ]

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Joe has just learned to speak 这是中央SCRUTINIZER ......乔刚刚学会说话

German Now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on 德国现在，得到这个，继承人他为什么这样做！他会去这个俱乐部

the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... 城市的另一边，这就是所谓的衣柜里......

And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up 而他们得到了这些电器在那里，真正去装扮一个人

like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so 就像一个家庭主妇谁可以讲德语（你知道我在说什么） ......等等

Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees 乔的学会了如何讲德语，他又在这个地方，他看见

these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he 这些小厨房机器设备周围跳舞彼此，而他

sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum 看到这个...看起来像它是一个工业真空之间的交叉

cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body... 清洁和婚姻艾滋病铬储蓄罐坚持一切在它的身体......

it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG... 这是真正令人兴奋的......而当他看到它，他闯进宋...