I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert 我比昆塔擎天寂寞在Merle枯槁演唱会

That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. 那天晚上，我溜达着就进Limpy叔叔的驼峰宫寻欢。

It had been a while. 它已经有一段时间。

In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went 事实上， 365也来和去

since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. 因为这午夜狂奔haulin “生猪来喜客镇在I- 10 。

I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons 我拿起这搭车那是sweatin 加仑

through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. 通过对菊花杜克大学的截断以及水果的织机坦克顶部之一。

Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, 嗯，那天晚上我失去了我自己宝石红的嘴唇，

milky white skin and baby blue eyes. 乳白色的皮肤和淡蓝色的眼睛。

Name was Russell. 名字叫罗素。

   

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

Well I find it's quite a thrill 嗯，我觉得这是相当兴奋

When she grinds me against her will 当她碾了我对她的意志

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是一个小型的舞蹈是如此，当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

   

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", 好了，速度比你可以说， “浅坟” ，

this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls 这个漂亮的小东西走过来对我，开始kneadin 我的球

like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. 在管袜子像煮鸡蛋。

Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 说她叫小鹿斑比和我说， “嗯，这是一个巧合，亲爱的，

'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." 因为我只是想着约skinnin “你喜欢一只鹿。 ”

Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, 好吧，她笑了，有大约同样多的牙齿作为杰克邻灯笼，

and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask 我接着告诉她我怎么​​会穿她的脸像一个面具

as I do my little kooky dance. 我做我的小古怪的舞蹈。

And then she told me to shush. 然后她告诉我，嘘。

I guess she could sense my desperation. 我想她能感觉到我的绝望。

'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl. “当然，这是很难隐藏的硬盘上，当你穿得像米妮珍珠。

   

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

Well I find it's quite a thrill 嗯，我觉得这是相当兴奋

When she grinds me against her will 当她碾了我对她的意志

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

   

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true. 所以，小鹿斑比对布莱恩她如何可以让我所有的幻想成真。

So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ 所以我说， “即使这一次我在那里耶稣基督

is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole 是jackhammering米老鼠在斗斗孔

with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something 用草坪​​飞镖作为加思·布鲁克斯生下的东西

resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" 类似于切达干酪日志与圣诞老人的肚子- TUM杏仁？ “

Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later 那么， 10啤酒， 20分钟， 30元后

I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. 我帕金金枪鱼镇牛公交车，如果你知道我的意思。

Got to nail her back at her trailer. 有钉她的背影在她的拖车。

Heh. That rhymes. 嘿。这押韵。

I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on 我不得不承认，它更是一个开启

when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula. 当我发现她在干什么我买婴儿奶粉。

   

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

Well I find it's quite a thrill 嗯，我觉得这是相当兴奋

When she grinds me against her will 当她碾了我对她的意志

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

   

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch, 一天左右的已经过去了，当我打开离合器，

gave the tranny a spin and slid on into 给的tranny旋转和滑动就成

The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop. 臭粉红咕嘟咕嘟N狂饮大钻机贪睡-A-停止。

There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb", 在那里，我是browsin “通过”悸动“的最新一期，

when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton. 当我看到盯着小鹿斑比“我从牛奶盒的背面。

Well, my heart just dropped. 嗯，我的心脏只是下降。

So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. 所以，我决定做什么什么好的基督教会。

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice 你根本无法想象它是多么难以保持半加仑哞汁

and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five 和抛光独眼地鼠，当你干什么 75

in an eighteen-wheeler. 在18轮卡车。

I never thought missing children could be so sexy. 我从来没想过失踪的孩子能如此性感。

Did I say that out loud? 难道我大声说出来了？

   

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多

Well I find it's quite a thrill 嗯，我觉得这是相当兴奋

When she grinds me against her will 当她碾了我对她的意志

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' 是的，一圈舞，所以当脱衣舞是在哭泣，要好得多