Uh huh ... extra cheese 嗯...额外的奶酪

Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me 嗯，嗯......保存了一块给我

   

Pizza party at your house 你家的比萨派对

I went just to check it out 我去只是为了看看

Nineteen extra larges 十九额外拉尔

What a shame 真可惜

No one came 没有人来

   

Just us eatin' all alone 只有我们eatin 孤独

You said, "Take the pizza home" 你说：“你的披萨回家”

"No sense lettin' all this go to waste" “无感释放Walking 这一切随风而去”

So then I faced 于是我面对

   

Pizza all day 比萨整天

And every day 每天

This cheese 'round the clock 这种奶酪全天候

Is gettin' me blocked 是刚开了我的封锁

And I sure don't care 我肯定不在乎

For irregularity 对于不规则

   

Tell me 告诉我

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? 为什么你必须去，让我这么便秘？

'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated [因为现在我愿意做任何事情只是让我的肠子疏散

In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain 在浴室里......我坐下来，我等，我紧张

And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain 我汗，我握紧我感到痛苦

Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? 哦，我应该服用泻药或有我的结肠灌溉？

No no no 无无无

   

I was feelin' pretty down 我感觉四平八稳

'Till my girlfriend came around 直到我的女朋友来到身边

We're just so alike in every way 我们只是在各方面都如此相似

I gotta say 我得说

   

In fact, I just thought I might 其实，我只是想我可能

Pop the question there that night 求婚那天晚上

I was kissing her so tenderly 我吻着她如此温柔

But woe is me 但是，祸哉

   

Who would have guessed 谁也能猜到

Her family crest 她的家徽

I'd suddely spy 我suddely间谍

Tattooed on her thigh 纹在她的大腿

And son-of-a-gun 和儿子的-A-枪

It's just like the one on me 这就像一个对我

   

Tell me 告诉我

How was I supposed to know we were both related? 我应该如何知道我们两个有关系吗？

Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated 相信我，如果我知道她是我的表妹，我们绝不会已名花有主

What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose 现在做什么？我应该继续和建议

And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes 和比翼鸟，并有孩子了11脚趾

And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? 并移动到阿拉巴马州的地方之类的话是不能容忍的？

No no no no no no no 无无无无无无无

No no no no no no no 无无无无无无无

No no no no no 无无无无无

   

I had so much on my mind 我有这么多在我心中

I thought maybe I'd unwind 我想也许我会放松

Try out that new roller coaster ride 尝试新的过山车

And the guide 和导向

   

Said not to stand 说不要站在

But that's a demand 但是，这是一个需求

That I couldn't meet 我不能满足

I got on my feet 我得到了我的脚

And stood up instead 站了起来，而不是

And knocked off my head, you see 敲了我的头，你看

   

Tell me 告诉我

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? 你为什么我必须去让自己身首异处？

This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it 这确实是一个重大的不便，哦男人，我真的很讨厌它

Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore 这样一拖，现在......不能吃，我不能呼吸，我可以不打呼噜

I can't belch or yodel anymore 我不能打嗝或约德尔了

Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated 不能随地吐痰或吹我的鼻子，甚至读体育画报

   

Oh no 哦，不

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah) 你为什么我得去把自己所有的残缺？ （是啊，是啊）

I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated 我得告诉你，生活无头有点让我恼火

What a bummer 什么是无赖

Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze 不能眨眼，我不能咳嗽，我不能sneeeze

But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now 不过，我的脖子现在enjoyin “愉快的微风

Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated 没去过，因为我的头一样和我分开

No no no 无无无