"Today boys and girls we have a special speaker in the house tonight “今天，男孩和女孩，我们家里有一个特殊的扬声器今晚

And he's gonna teach you about life and death" 而且他会教你关于生命和死亡“

I was born a God damn failure 我出生在一个该死的故障

Dropped outta school at mitalia 在mitalia下降失控学校

Found me a nickel and lost a dime 我发现镍，失去了一毛钱

My whole life story came true in a rhyme 我的整个人生故事在韵终于成真

I don't know what the fuck was on my mind 我不知道什么他妈的在我心中

I tried suicide 4 or 5 times 我试过自杀4或5次

Tryed to take a whiff into wrist but it didn't work Tryed采取味儿到手腕，但没有奏效

And it seems I'm the only one that's gettin' hurt 而且看来我这是刚开了受伤的只有一个

Now I gotta bullet and a chain, and I'm fulla sweat 现在我得子弹和一个链条，我阿芙拉汗

I decide to play a game of Russian Roulette 我决定打一场俄罗斯轮盘

Click, click, click I guess I loose I didn't win 点击，点击，点击我想我失去我没有赢

So I decide to do it again and again 所以我决定要一次又一次地这样做

Now it's gettin' borin' 'cause I keep on loosin' 现在，它的刚开了borin 事业，我不断面对失去

I guess I'm kinda cruisin' for a bruisin' 我想我有点cruisin 的bruisin “

Then I take a knife and put a 6 in my head 然后我拿刀子把6在我的脑海

3 times then I say I wish I was dead 3次，然后我说我希望我已经死了

Blood drippin' off my forehead 血drippin 了我的额头

And then I'm lyin' in my deathbed, but I'm not dead 然后我说谎“在我临死的时候，但我没死

I gotta headache so I'm gettin' somethin' for it see 我得头疼，所以我想趁自己事端它看

I take some Tylenols, about 23 我带了一些Tylenols ，约23

So what you wanna follow me 那么，你想跟着我

I got 13 ways to commit suicide 我得到了13的方式自杀

Who would like to hang from a tree? 谁愿意在一棵树上吊死？

"I would I would," then listen close to me “我会我会， ”后来听我附近

You get some sturdy rope and put it 'round your neck 你得到一些坚固的绳子，把它“圆你的脖子

Tie a real good knot, or the shit won't work 打个真正的好结，或狗屎都不行

It's best to put it in a noose 最好是把它放在一个绞索

Just incase you have second thoughts you can't get loose 只是柜面你有第二个想法你不能松动

Now we're at number 6 现在，我们在第6

This a real goody no special effects or countertricks 这是一个真正的伪善没有特殊效果或countertricks

Tie a big rock to your foot no mistakes 绑了一块大石头，以你的脚没有失误

Then jump your ass in a deep lake 然后跳到你的屁股在深湖

Get yourself some gas, then drink that shit 获取自己的一些气体，然后喝的那些事

Then drink some more, then you smoke the cigarette 然后喝一些，那么你抽的烟

Or better yet, get real drunk and take a real long drive 或者更好的是，获得真正的醉，并采取真正的长线驱动器

On the freeway down the wrong side 在高速公路上下来了错误的一边

Brother you're bound to make a hit 大哥你一定会一炮打响

It's like lettin' a pitbull suck a dick 这就像释放Walking 比特犬吸了鸡巴

So if you wanna follow me 所以，如果你想跟着我

I got 13 ways to commit suicide 我得到了13的方式自杀

Now we're on number 11 现在，我们在11号

Did you know suicidalists didn't go to heaven? 你知道suicidalists没有去天堂吗？

'No where they go man?" take another guess “不，他们去的男人和QUOT ？ ;采取另一种猜测

Matter fact take another suicidal test 事实上采取另一种自杀的测试

This is what you do man 这是你做了什么的人

Go jump your monkey ass off a real tall building 去跳你的猴子的屁股真正的高层建筑

And then you live through that one 然后你度过一个

You get reincarnated mean you get to come back son 你能投胎的意思是你要回来的儿子

But I seriously doubt that 但我严重怀疑，

'Cause you been tryin' to kill yourself you don't give a shit about that 因为你一直试着要杀死自己，你不给有关的那些事

All you wanna do is die 所有你想做的事就是死

Maybe motherfuckers kill themselves but don't know why 也许怎么就杀了自己，但不知道为什么

But I know why I'm teachin' you this 但我知道我为什么teachin “你这

"Why?" Should you have to kill yourself, you don't miss ＆ QUOT ;为什么与QUOT ;如果你要杀死自己，你千万不要错过

To prevent a miss, you put a gun in your mouth 为了防止小姐，你把枪在你的嘴

And blow your fuckin' brains out 和吹你他妈的脑袋

Fuck your mommy, fuck your daddy, nobody cares 他妈的你的妈妈，他妈的你的爸爸，无人问津

Look how they treated you over the years 看看他们怎么对待你，多年来

What you oughta do is kill them then you 你现在应该做的是杀死他们，那么你

A suicidalist dream come true à suicidalist梦想成真

So if you wanna follow me 所以，如果你想跟着我

I got 13 ways to commit suicide 我得到了13的方式自杀