The first time I saw the Descendents, 我第一次看见后裔，

They were the fastest band I'd ever seen 他们是我见过的最快的带

No one in the crowd really cared for them, 没有人在人群中真正关心他们，

We were waiting for The Ally Cats to play 我们等盟友猫玩

After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl, 几个月后，我听到歌舞伎的女孩，

On Rodney on the ROQ, late Sunday night 在罗德尼在ROQ ，周日晚

That was enough for me, I hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza 这是足以让我，我跳上公车去甘草比萨

And bought my all time favorite record 买了我所有的时间最喜欢的唱片

   

The next time I went to the whiskey, 下一次我去了威士忌，

It was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops 这是DOA以百万计的死亡的警察

The latter band played faster than I could believe 后者乐队演奏的速度比我能相信

But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked 但歌曲听起来相同，有点吸

'Cept John Wayne was a Nazi, “ CEPT约翰·韦恩是个纳粹，

And Joey Shithead was a drunk 和Joey蠢蛋是喝醉了

Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, 于是约翰·马西亚斯击败一些嬉皮到纸浆，

'Cause having long hair was a mistake “原因有长头发是一个错误

   

The third time I went to the hospital, 我第三次去了医院，

I needed 13 stitches in my head 我需要13针在我的脑海

I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute, 我设法赶上臭名昭著的6首歌曲，

Then some suicidal threw me into a post 那么一些自杀把我扔进一个帖子

My girlfriend started to cry 'cause we had to leave 我的女友伤心地哭了，因为我们不得不离开

Before DRI played 50 lousy songs 在直接还原铁打出糟糕的50首歌曲

My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes 我的鲜血染红了上衣闻到丁香香烟

But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash 但可以肯定的神情后洗净很酷