What The Hell Happened To Me?

[English]Joining The Cult

[English lyric] [Sounds of Basketball being shot around] [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." [Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous." [Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta ...

[中文对照] [篮球的声音正在拍摄周围] [桑德勒： ]“嗨，哥们，我加入一个邪教。 ” [艾伦： ] “现在，这是荒谬的。 ” [桑德勒： ...

[English]Respect

[English lyric] [Nikki's grandfather:] hey, everybody! Nikki had his first day of school today! [everybody:] oh, yeah, good nikki that's great. Respect! [NG:] how ya doin Nikki? [Nikki:] well, ...

[中文对照] [尼克的爷爷：嘿，大家好！尼克有学校今天的第一天！ [大家： ]哦，是啊，好尼克这是伟大的。尊重！ [吴： ]怎么雅干什么尼克？ [尼克： ...

[English]Ode To My Car

[English lyric] Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my ...

[中文对照] 开始了 狗屎车件 我得到了一块狗屎车 这他妈的一堆狗屎 从来没有得到我很远 我的车是个大屁 “事业的冲击他妈的拍 我系安全带的他妈的破 ...

[English]The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal

[English lyric] [Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite diner. [Waiter:] Hi, what can I get you today? [Excited Southerner:] Hi, how are you...I was...if you ...

[中文对照] [亚当： ]而现在的兴奋南方人订购了一顿他最喜欢的 晚餐。 [服务员： ]你好，我能得到你今天好吗？ [兴奋南方人： ...

[English]The Goat

[English lyric] [ADAM:] I am a simple goat. I live on the back of a pick-up truck. The Old Man tied me here with a 3 ft. rope. Am I happy? He don't give a fuck. [OLD MAN:] Hey goat! I'm gonna ...

[中文对照] [ ADAM ： ]我是一个简单的山羊。 我住在一个小卡车后面。 老男人把我绑在这里了3英尺绳子。 我是快乐的？ 他不给他妈的。 [老头：嘿山羊！ ...

[English]The Chanukah Song

[English lyric] "Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish ...

[中文对照] “好... 这是汉堡的一首歌.. 有很多的圣诞歌曲在那里，侏儒.. 没有太多的光明节歌曲。 所以，呃.. 我写了一首歌，所有这些可爱的小犹太孩子谁不要听 ...

[English]The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over

[English lyric] [Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop:] Do you realize how fast you were going sir? {Excited Southerner:] Yes..yes I do...and uh there ...

[中文对照] [亚当·桑德勒： ] 而现在的兴奋南方人被一个警察拦了下来。 [COP ： ] 你知道你开多快吗，先生？ {兴奋南方人： ] ...

[English]The Hypnotist

[English lyric] [typing sounds] [Dr. Stewart:] Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart. [Gary Phelps:] Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you -- I'm Gary Phelps. [Dr. Stewart:] My pleasure. Gary, have you ever been ...

[中文对照] [打字声音] [博士斯图尔特： ]你好， [我]斯图尔特博士。 [加里·菲尔普斯： ]你好，斯图尔特博士。很高兴见到你 - 我是加里·菲尔普斯。 ...

[English]Steve Polychronopolous

[English lyric] - "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the ...

[中文对照]  - “ Polychronopolous ” 我是一个大该死的家伙 我在你的屁股痛 我喝你的啤酒 我吃了最后一片 我给你查理马 ...

[English]The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview

[English lyric] [Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man:] So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company. [Excite Southerner:] ...Good ...

[中文对照] [亚当·桑德勒： ] 而现在的兴奋南方人有一个面试。 [文： ] 那么，为什么你不告诉我，为什么你会是一个资产，以该公司。 [激发南方人： ] ...

[English]Do It For Your Mama

[English lyric] [J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!" [Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board] [J.N.:] "Can opener!" [Big splash] [Jimmy:] "Man, ...

[中文对照] [ J.N ： ]“我可以做一个更大的飞溅超过你！” [麦： ]“哦，是的，给它一个镜头。 ” [虽然上下跳跃的跳板] [ J.N ： ]“开罐器！ ” ...

[English]Crazy Love

[English lyric] [Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and ...

[中文对照] [亚当：]你不介意的话，我认为每个人都是一个机器人，我所有的谈话都被录音 [丽莎： ]你不介意我所有的裤子太短了我 我也捅有人用剪刀在很久以前（ HA- ...

[English]The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson

[English lyric] [Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man:] Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan ...

[中文对照] [亚当·桑德勒： ] 而现在的兴奋南方人得到满足他最喜欢的电影演员，梅尔·吉布森。 [文： ] ...

[English]The Adventures Of The Cow

[English lyric] "And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:] Moo ...

[中文对照] 在第6局下“而现在一头牛在蝙蝠 一个小联赛击中一个节距“ [棒球声音和牛铃响起，球被击中，击中牛] [牛： ]武 “现在一头牛谁去跳伞的第一次， ...

[Afrikaans]Dip Doodle

[Afrikaans lyric] Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip ...

[中文对照] Jabawokee叮咚滑橇巴掌 试纸paddywhack撒尿撒尿googalee给予 波利Wolly吊带俚语skooey dibbely斗 ...

[English]The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman

[English lyric] [Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background] "And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl." [Girl:] "You wanted to ask me something?" [Excited ...

[中文对照] [设定：在背景音乐播放餐馆] “现在的兴奋南方人提出了一个女孩。 ” [女孩： ] “你想问我什么？ ” [兴奋南方人：] “是的，我没有我 - ...

[English]Memory Lane

[English lyric] [M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] [M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk" [All:] "Yeah [M2:] "You know, even though ...

[中文对照] [ M1 ： ]“嘿，这是伟大的，让我们全力以赴在客场之旅这同样是会很有趣” [都同意] [ M2 ： ]“哇，你闻到臭鼬” [全部： ] “是啊 [ ...

[English]Mr. Bake-O

[English lyric] I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking ...

[中文对照] 我坐在我的椅子上看电视 它甚至没有，但有很多给我看看 我刚点燃一些疯狂的屁股狗屎 我的朋友在一夜之间被寄给了我 我他妈的浪费 这是我吃过的最好的狗屎 ...

[English]Sex Or Weight Lifting

[English lyric] [Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country ...

[中文对照] [亚当·桑德勒] ： 哎怎么雅干什么？我叫巴里·莱金，我在这里的人在大街上 测验。这周的节目是一个谎言的男人，还真是。我去全国各地 ...

[English]What The Hell Happened To Me?

[English lyric] Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the record and I hope you had as much fun as I did and here's one last little diddy just for you. I used to ride my ...

[中文对照] 嘿，你们这些家伙，我只是想谢谢你听备案 我希望像我一样，你有尽可能多的乐趣，这里有一个最后的小老爹只为你。 以前我骑我的大轮，并出售柠檬水， ...