"Weird Al" Yankovic In 3-D

[English]Eat It

[English lyric] How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just ...

[中文对照] 为什么你总是这么挑剔的年轻人 不想没有队长紧缩，不想没有葡萄干麸皮 好了，你不知道，别的孩子正在挨饿日本 所以吃它，只是吃了 不想说，我不想辩论 ...

[English]Midnight Star

[English lyric] I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by But a paper caught my eye And I learned ...

[中文对照] 我在等待，在快速通道与我的12件或更少 在在当地的杂货店收银台 我只是passin \'由 但是，一纸吸引了我的眼球 我学到了一些东西，我以前从来不知道 ...

[English]The Brady Bunch

[English lyric] You can watch Mr. Rogers You can watch Three's Company And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game Or The Addams Family I say, you can watch Barney Miller And you can watch ...

[中文对照] 你可以看罗杰斯先生 你可以看三人行 而且你可以打开名利的新婚游戏 或者亚当斯家族 我说，你可以看巴尼·米勒 而且你可以看你的MTV ...

[English]Buy Me A Condo

[English lyric] Gonna buy me a condo Gonna buy me a Cuisinart Get a wall-to-wall carpeting Get a wallet full 'o credit cards I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn I gonna get me da ...

[中文对照] 要去给我买一套公寓 你买我的Cuisinart 获取墙到墙的地毯 拿到钱包全“O信用卡 我就在哪里给我买一套公寓，从来没有修剪草坪德 ...

[English]I Lost On Jeopardy

[English lyric] I was there to match my intellect on national TV Against a plumber, oh and an architect, both with a PhD I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night Art ...

[中文对照] 我是来配合我的理智在国家电视台 对一个管道工， OH和建筑师都是具有博士学位 我很紧张，我很紧张，我想这只是不是我的夜 艺术弗莱明给出了答案 ...

[English]Polkas On 45

[English lyric] They tell us that we lost our tails Evolving up from little snails I say it's all just wind and sails Are we not men, we are Devo Are we not men, D-E-V-O Smoke on the water A ...

[中文对照] 他们告诉我们，我们失去了尾巴 来自小蜗牛不断发展起来 我说这一切都只是风和帆 难道我们不是人，我们是泥盆 难道我们不是男人， D-E - V-0 ...

[English]Mr. Popeil

[English lyric] I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that ...

[中文对照] 我需要一个Vegematic ！ 我需要一个口袋渔夫！ 我需要一个方便的器具 这将争夺一个卵子，而它仍然是它的壳里面！ （运营商正在待命。 ...

[English]King Of Suede

[English lyric] There's a sale on our gabardine suits today They're all thirty percent off from yesterday There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed Just a Visa or Mastercard is all ...

[中文对照] 有销售上我们今天的华达呢西装 他们都是30 ％，从昨天关闭 有Fortrel聚酯，皮革，羊毛，花呢 就在Visa或万事达卡是所有你需要 ...

[English]That Boy Could Dance

[English lyric] We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' ...

[中文对照] 我们都习惯叫他吉米的野人 他是个哑巴，查找\' ，骨瘦如柴，小四眼怪物 他从来没有使用过流连的家伙 他只是坐在角落里，期Attractin \'苍蝇 ...

[English]Theme From Rocky XIII (The Rye Or The Kaiser)

[English lyric] Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain But he's no bum, he ...

[中文对照] 脂肪和软弱，什么是耻辱 猜冠军得太懒 是不会飞了，他只是羚牛\'空间 卖掉了自己的手套，把他的鸡蛋血本无归 但他没有流浪汉，他的作品在街上 ...

[English]Nature Trail To Hell

[English lyric] Coming this Christmas to a theater near you The most horrifying film that hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a cub-scout troop and he hacks up two or three in ...

[中文对照] 即将在今年圣诞节剧院靠近你 最恐怖的电影是打在屏幕上。 有一个杀人狂谁发现了幼崽，侦察兵 他乱砍了两三个在每一个场景。 请不要泄露秘密的结局给你的朋友 ...