They're All Gonna Laugh At You!

[English]Assistant Principal's Big Day

[English lyric] [Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for ...

[中文对照] [说到通过麦克风] “早上好学生和教师， 如果我能有你的关注吧。 因为你可能会或可能不知道， 主要Cambell不会在这里了一周的休息，由于嗓子发炎。 ...

[English]The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions

[English lyric] "And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college." [Dean:] "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming ...

[中文对照] “现在小丑会见招生的著名高校的院长。 ” [院长： ] “好了迈克尔，我想延长我最热烈的恭喜 在你即将毕业，我知道 你有兴趣在京师秋天在这里。 “ ...

[English]Buddy

[English lyric] [Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!" "Eheh ...

[中文对照] [移动火车] “下一站！库珀斯维尔！ ” [两个家伙说话] “嘿伙计” “老弟！ ” “怎么了卫生间好友，很可怕？ ” “老弟，我不得不屏住呼吸的好友！ ...

[English]The Longest Pee

[English lyric] [Line of people talking] "Hey man, let me in there first" -"Go ahead man, take it easy" "Thanks, I really gotta pee" [Open door, close door] [Unzip pants] [Start ...

[中文对照] [人行谈] “嗨，哥们，让我在那里第一次” - “来吧男人，别紧张” “谢谢，我真的要尿尿” [开门，关门] [解压缩裤] [开始pissin ...

[English]Food Innuendo Guy

[English lyric] Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana ...

[中文对照] OOOOH耶 宝贝，宝贝，宝贝，我想你炖番茄 宝贝，宝贝，宝贝，我想炸薯条的土豆 宝贝，宝贝，宝贝，你不拔我的葡萄 ...

[English]The Beating Of A High School Janitor

[English lyric] "And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] ...

[中文对照] “现在，一所高中传达室断绝了跳动。 ” [拖地的声音] 拖把，拖把，拖把 整天 拖把，拖把，拖把 虽然我唱这首歌 [一个人的声音朝他走来] 要去蜡的地板 ...

[English]Right Field

[English lyric] [Russel: Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't ...

[中文对照] [罗素：寿亭]在那里，宝贝“来吧罗伯特间距它！ 我们支持你在这里在右场！一跌！ 二去！现在，哼！是啊！他们点厉害瞧瞧神奇！这小钱不能打！ “ ...

[English]The Buffoon And The Valedictorian

[English lyric] "And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian." [Valedictorian:] "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high ...

[中文对照] “现在的小丑的日期在驱动与学校的毕业生代表。 ” [告别演说者： ]“我真的很感谢你问我了。 大多数人都被我的高学业成就吓倒。 “ [小丑： ] ...

[English]Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

[English lyric] [Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling] [Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?" [Student: ...

[中文对照] [电话铃响] [先生主轴的把它捡起] [主轴的先生： ] “喂！ ” [学生：花落]“嘿主轴的先生如何的代数课去？” [笑着] [主轴的先生： ...

[English]The Thanksgiving Song

[English lyric] "They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song" "I hope you enjoy it." [Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey ...

[中文对照] “他们想听到的感恩歌！好吧。” “这是呃，这是感恩之歌” “我希望你喜欢它。 ” [开始播放] 喜欢吃火鸡 喜欢吃火鸡 [怒吼从人群： ]“我爱你亚当！ ...

[English]The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver

[English lyric] "And now, the severe beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, ...

[中文对照] “现在，高的校车司机的严重殴打。 ” [儿童上车] “你好吗，布莱恩？ ” “早上好，丽莎。 ” “很高兴见到你，汤米！ ” “嘿，早上好， Cyle ...

[English]Oh Mom...

[English lyric] [Silverware clicking] [M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?" [F1:] "Here you go" [M1:] "Thanks" [Brad:] "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go ...

[中文对照] [银器点击] [ M1 ： ] “你能传递的节拍吗？ ” [F1 ： ] “在这里你走” [ M1 ： ] “谢谢” [布拉德： ...

[English]Fatty McGee

[English lyric] [Talking quietly] [M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." [M2:] "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" [M1:] "And it counts for ...

[中文对照] [悄悄说] [ M1 ： ]“墨菲女士就是这样的痛苦，男人。 ” [ M2 ： ] “我们刚刚在一周前进行了测试。 ...

[English]At A Medium Pace

[English lyric] Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace ...

[中文对照] 把我的宝宝在你的怀抱 难道你看不出我需要你 抱紧我对你的皮肤 我即将开始 爱着你 吐在你的手，抚摸着我的公鸡 以中等速度 打我的球，告诉我 ...

[English]The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher

[English lyric] "And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher." [Lecturing] "Zinc is by far the best element." "I also like plutonium." "It's just fun to say." "Plutonium." ...

[中文对照] “现在高中科学老师的剧烈跳动。 ” [授课] “锌是迄今为止最好的元素。 ” “我也很喜欢钚。 ” “这只是有趣的说。 ” “钚”。 [ ...

[English]The Cheerleader

[English lyric] [Sound of pom-poms] [Cheerleader: With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!" [Performing cheer] [Cheerleader:] "United, we are united.. We'll be ...

[中文对照] [聚甲醛， POMS声音] [啦啦队员：恼人的女性声音] “好了你们，让我们听到一些精神！ ” [表演助威] [啦啦队员： ] ...

[English]I'm So Wasted

[English lyric] [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good ...

[中文对照] 蟋蟀[声音。盖伊过草地散步] [乔： ] “嘿帕尔你们好吗！ ？ ” [ M2 ： ] “我太浪费了，伙计。 ” [乔： ] “是啊，你是，哦嗬嗬！ ” ...

[English]Lunchlady Land

[English lyric] "This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the ...

[中文对照] “这是一首......” “这是呃，这是一首新歌... ” “这是通过活着的最伟大的人之一的眼神，我觉得......” “该Lunchlady ” ...

[English]The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher

[English lyric] "And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards her] "Hola." "Senor?" "Hay ...

[中文对照] “现在高中西班牙语教师的剧烈跳动。 ” [授课] [写在黑板] “胡安ES MUY刮破。 ” [门一开，迎面她] “ HOLA的。 ” “塞纳？ ” ...

[English]Toll Booth Willie

[English lyric] [Car approaches] [Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please." [M1:] "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?" [Toll Booth Willie:] "Good! Thanks fer ...

[中文对照] [汽车接近] [收费站威利： ] “欢迎来到沃尔切斯特元25 ，请。 ” [ M1 ： ]“咦，怎么雅上来的收费站威利？ ” [收费站威利： ] ...

[English]Teenage Love On The Phone

[English lyric] [Richie:] "So ya doin' good?" [Samantha:] "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?" [Richie:] "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours." [Samantha:] "Ohhh, Richie. Hey ...

[中文对照] [任贤齐： ] “所以雅干什么好？ ” [萨曼莎： ]“雅，我没事，怎么你的思念？ ” [任贤齐： ]“我如何好可能是我还没有看到你三个小时。 ” ...

[English]My Little Chicken

[English lyric] When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To ...

[中文对照] 当我情绪低落 而感到伤心 你来到我身边 而让我高兴 我接到你了 哦，我的小小鸡 我爱你的脚 我爱你的乳房 我爱你吃石子的方式 为了帮助你消化 ...