The Pick Of Destiny

[English]Kickapoo

[English lyric] [Jack Black (Narrator)] A long ass fuckin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But yay there was a black sheep And ...

[中文对照] [杰克·布莱克（旁白） ] 长屁股他妈的前的时间， 在一个叫基卡普镇， 住着简陋的家 宗教通过和通过。 但耶有一个害群之马 他知道该怎么做。 ...

[English]Classico

[English lyric] Can't you see he's the man, let me hear you applaud he is more than a man he's a shiny golden god. If you think it's time to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control, ...

[中文对照] 难道你看不出他是男人，让我听你鼓掌 他不仅仅是一个人，他是一个闪亮的金色神。 如果你觉得现在是时候他妈的摇滚，和他妈的滚，失控， ...

[English]Baby

[English lyric] I can't get to sleep tonight No matter how hard I try Cause it's cold and it's dark And the wind is a whistlin' And I can't seem to put out the light Momma's been searching for ...

[中文对照] 我不能让今晚睡 无论我如何努力尝试 因为它是寒冷和它的黑暗 风是whistlin “ 我似乎无法熄灭的光 妈妈一直在寻找婴儿 但宝宝一直试着要回家 ...

[English]Destiny

[English lyric] Ooh They must pay the rent With their rock Oh hoooooooooooooooo

[中文对照] 哦 他们必须付房租 随着他们的磐石 哦hoooooooooooooooo

[English]History

[English lyric] This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power! We ride with kings on ...

[中文对照] 这是一个叫做顽强的D史歌 与废话，我们在过去所做的那样它不只是一个列表 这是我们崛起的记载，给力！ 我们骑在骏马威武君王 整个魔鬼平原 ...

[English]The Government Totally Sucks

[English lyric] The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but ...

[中文对照] 政府完全吸 你娘 政府完全吸 本杰明·富兰克林是叛乱确实 他喜欢裸体，而他抽的杂草 他是个天才，但如果今天他在这里 政府将他妈的他，他理直气壮阿！ ...

[English]Master Exploder

[English lyric] Aaah! Arghhh! I do not need, (he does not need) a microphone (a microphone) My voice is fuckin, (fuckin) Powerful!! Aaah!! Arghhh! Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) to ...

[中文对照] 啊哈！ Arghhh ！ 我不需要， （他不需要） 麦克风（话筒） 我的声音是他娘（娘） 功能强大！ 啊哈！ Arghhh ！ 对不起 我不是故意的， ...

[English]The Divide

[English lyric] What's it gonna be Kyle? You have to decide. Tits or destiny? Tits. Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!! WHYYYY GO!!

[中文对照] 什么是它会是凯尔？ 你必须决定。 奶还是命运？ 奶。 Whooooahahaha ！唉唉！ WHYYYY GO ！

[English]Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass)

[English lyric] [Sasquatch] Arrgggghhhh! [JB] Arrrggghhhh! [Sasquatch] That's good, lets go an adventure, [JB] Yeah, la la la [Sasquatch] I've got lots to show you, la la la [JB] Can i be a ...

[中文对照] [大脚] Arrgggghhhh ！ [ JB ] Arrrggghhhh ！ [大脚]那太好了，让我们去冒险， [ JB ]是啊，啦啦啦 ...

[English]Dude (I Totally Miss You)

[English lyric] Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone? Totally ...

[中文对照] 老兄，我完全想念你 我真的他妈的想念你 我独自一人， 所有的时间，所有的时间 老兄，我完全想念你 我们一起做的事 你到哪儿去了？ 完全失去了诚信 ...

[English]Break In-City (Storm The Gate!)

[English lyric] The mission is clear, i'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, flat as a pancake And then i- oh noo! A camera Stay back here, devise a plan ...

[中文对照] 使命是明确的， 我要去那边 我会做的任务 我不停地翻转在即， 平如煎饼 然后我 - 哦野应！照相机 留回到这里， 制定一个计划 潜入草丛 排除万难 ...

[English]Car Chase City

[English lyric] Car chase city, That's the name, Of my game. It was all groovy, Now its totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse! Car ...

[中文对照] 追车的城市， 这名字， 我的游戏。 这是所有常规， 现在，它完全跛脚！ KG真的他妈的， 吹我们一些屁股！ 现在，我们他妈的， 为首的， 彻底崩溃！ ...

[English]Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

[English lyric] Beelzeboss [Beelz] I am complete! [Both] Fuck! [Beelz] Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck This world will be mine and you're first ...

[中文对照] Beelzeboss [ Beelz ]我是完整的！ [全部]靠！ [ Beelz ] 是的，你是性交，该死的运气 现在，我完成，我的公鸡，你会吸 ...

[English]POD

[English lyric] Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane. It's just the Pick of Destiny child, More precious than a diamond on a platinum ...

[中文对照] 因为这是命运的孩子挑选， 你知道，我们将摇滚的原因是他妈的疯了。 这是命运的孩子刚挑， 更珍贵的不是铂金链上的钻石。 在威尼斯海滩有一个叫卡格人。 ...

[English]The Metal

[English lyric] You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they ...

[中文对照] 你不能杀的金属 金属将生活在 朋克摇滚想杀金属 但他们失败了，因为它们是重击到地面 新波想杀金属 但是他们失败了，因为他们受灾倒在地 垃圾想杀金属哈， ...

[English]Training Medley

[English lyric] It could've been disaster til the pupil found his master! Something rhymes with master! He's teaching him in the ways of rock! His fingers move with blinding speed! Within my ...

[中文对照] 它可以一直在灾难直到瞳孔找到了自己的主人！ 与主押韵的东西！ 他教他在摇滚的方式！ 他的手指与令人眩目的速度移动！ 在我的脑海里，他要种的种子！ ...

[English]Kong

[English lyric] Kong! There is nothing on this Earth that is nearly as strong, As Kong! Kong! In the jungle he lives, that is where he belongs, King Kong! Kong! Beat the drum, light the ...

[中文对照] 香港！ 没有什么在这个地球上的几乎是一样强， 由于香港！ 香港！ 在他居住的丛林，那是属于他， 金刚！ 香港！ 击鼓，点燃烽火，牺牲，砰的功法！ 金刚！ ...