Smoshtastic

[English]This Album's Smoshtastic (Intro)

[English lyric] [Anthony:] All right, Ian, you ready to do this? [Ian:] Sure. I got to make sure my pitch is perfect. Mimimimimi! [A:] Dude, shut up! [I:] Sorry. [A:] All right, then. Kick ...

[中文对照] [安东尼： ]好吧，伊恩，你愿意这样做吗？ [伊恩： ]当然可以。我得确保我的球场是完美的。 Mimimimimi ！ [答： ]哥们，闭嘴！ [I ： ...

[English]Ultimate Assassin's Creed III Song

[English lyric] How many fools can I kill today? Too many to count, don't get in my way I shoot a mo'fo in the throat with my bow Tomahawk chop is my death blow Freedom fighting machine ...

[中文对照] 多少个傻子，今天杀了？ 不计其数，不要以我的方式 我拍了喉咙mo\'fo用我的弓 战斧式劈是我的致命一击 自由格斗机 大屁股斧手 ...

[English]Parents Suck

[English lyric] The greatest thing ever just happened to me So say "Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be!" I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules Yeah I rule my own house and I'll ...

[中文对照] 最伟大的事情永远只是发生在我身上 所以说， “听好了妈妈，你能不能告诉我怎么可以！ ” 我对我自己活着的话，我已经没有规则 ...

[English]Hair Ballad

[English lyric] I've been unlucky, in love, and so disenchanted I screwed it all up, and took you for granted Hair I wish you never were not there Can't get a job, and nobody loves me Used to ...

[中文对照] 我一直不走运，在爱情，所以醒悟 我搞砸了这一切，并把你视为理所当然 发 我希望你永远都没有了 不能找到一份工作，而没人喜欢我 曾经有朋友，但现在我很孤独 ...

[English]B.F.F.

[English lyric] My B.F.F. There's nothing left But memories and sadness We used to be Oh so happy All giggles, goofs, and gladness Why did I Have to try To get that rent you pay When all it ...

[中文对照] 我B.F.F. 什么都不剩 但回忆和悲伤 我们曾经是 哦，太高兴了 所有的笑声，穿帮镜头，和喜乐 为什么我 一定要试试 为了获得租金你付出 当它所作的 ...

[English]B.F.F. Reprise

[English lyric] My B.F.F. I'm glad you're back And everything's all good These gross hobos are trying to kill us now So let's get the fuck outta here B - We are the bestest friends F - We'll ...

[中文对照] || 我B.F.F. 我很高兴你回来 一切都很好 这些严重流浪汉试图现在就杀了我们 因此，让我们得到了他妈的离开这里 乙 - 我们是最好的最朋友 的F ...

[English]PEN15

[English lyric] So take that To your spleen Cause I'm now a part of P.E.N. fifteen I'm a member it's true I wonder what kind of awesome Shit we'll do Mwahahaha! Maybe fly and kill evil kings I ...

[中文对照] 因此，采取了 您的脾 因为我现在的一部分 P.E.N. 15 我的会员是真的 我不知道什么样的真棒 妈的，我们会做 Mwahahaha ！ ...

[English]Bot Best Friend Commercial

[English lyric] He'll play with you and wipe your nose Make your bed and tickle your toes So much fun where ever he goes! He's Bot Best Friend He'll beat up bullies and hug your mom He's ...

[中文对照] 他会打你擦鼻子 让你的床和胳肢你的脚趾 这么多好玩的地方，他曾经去！ 他是机器人最好的朋友 他会殴打欺负，拥抱你的妈妈 他总是对的，他是永远没有错！ ...

[English]Bot Best Friend Activated

[English lyric] Play fun games and ride a bike Kick your butt in a pillow fight Step outside and fly a kite! He's bot best friend He'll clean the house and mow the lawn Scrub your toilet and ...

[中文对照] 玩有趣的游戏，骑自行车 踢你的屁股在枕头大战 走出公寓，放风筝！ 他是机器人最好的朋友 他会打扫房子，修剪草坪 擦洗厕所，洗你的丁字裤 ...

[English]Best Food In The World

[English lyric] It can be black it can be red On the moon or in your bed It's the best food in the world In the pocket of your pants In a resturant in France It's the best food in the world It ...

[中文对照] 它可以是黑色的也可以是红 在月球上，或在你的床上 这是世界上最好的食品 在你的裤子的口袋里 在法国resturant 这是世界上最好的食品 ...

[English]Metal Mom

[English lyric] I'm the most Bad-ass mom You've ever seen If you Look at me funny I'll rip Out your spleen I'll crush Your face in my hands and Turn it into snow Then I'll make you do Chores ...

[中文对照] 我是最 坏妈妈的屁股 你见过 如果您 看着我好笑 我会撕裂 你的脾 我会美眉 你在我手上的脸， 把它变成雪 然后，我会让你做 做牛做马在我家， ...

[English]Happy Elves

[English lyric] We are happy elves making fun and joy Making all the presents for the girls and boys Santa is the best oh we love him so Santa is our best friend ho ho ho!

[中文对照] 我们很高兴精灵制作的乐趣和喜悦 让所有的礼物为男孩和女孩 圣诞老人是最好的哦，我们爱他，所以 圣诞老人是我们最好的朋友，嗬嗬嗬！

[English]Evil Santa

[English lyric] I am evil Santa And I am so mean Tired of being so nice I'm so green I've always been good And no one cared So I'm going to blow up the world with exploding bears!

[中文对照] 我邪恶的圣诞老人 而我这样的意思 厌倦了这么好的 我是那么的绿 我一直好 没有人关心 所以，我要炸掉世界爆炸的熊！

[English]The Album's Done (Outro)

[English lyric] [Anthony is still beatboxing in the background] [Ian:] So there you go, guys. The album's done. [Anthony:] And I hope you tell your homies you all had fun. [I:] Yeah, the ...

[中文对照] [安东尼仍然在后台口技] [伊恩： ]所以你去，伙计们。这张专辑的完成。 [安东尼： ]我希望你告诉你的兄弟们大家过过瘾。 [I ： ...