Running With Scissors

[English]The Saga Begins

[English lyric] A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But ...

[中文对照] 很久，很久以前 在遥远的银河系 纳布是下一个攻击 我还以为我和魁刚晋 会说话的联盟成 也许切割他们一点懈怠 但他们的反应，也没有激动我们 ...

[English]My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder

[English lyric] Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so darn ...

[中文对照] 哦，我的宝贝，我的宝贝，她不想让我没有更多的 自从她看到他的海报在唱片店 她说，他自己研磨的臼齿的方式实在是性感 她认为他是这么混账的功能失调和“ ...

[English]Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

[English lyric] Veren zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty ...

[中文对照] Veren ZOL乐趣dir中blintsa （你们好吗伯尼？ ） Oy公司合租， OY合租 （你们好吗伯尼？ ） Oy公司合租， OY合租 ...

[English]The Weird Al Show Theme

[English lyric] Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to ...

[中文对照] 呵呵，这是一个故事“回合一个名为阿尔家伙 和他住在一个下水道与他的好朋友仓鼠 但是，环卫工人真的没有批准 于是，他收拾起他的手风琴，只好动 ...

[English]Jerry Springer

[English lyric] It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days ...

[中文对照] 它已经1周，因为我们得看看 不忠的爱人和表兄弟地结婚 五天，因为他们有演出 与雌雄同体的荡妇，和妓女 三天以来，我们听到的故事 ...

[English]Germs

[English lyric] Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin ...

[中文对照] 有时候我真的想独处 但是，这是一个状态，我从来没有在 因为我知道，我已经在数以百万计了数以百万计 微小，单细胞生物生活在我的皮肤 ...

[English]Polka Power!

[English lyric] Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us ...

[中文对照] 是的，我会告诉你我想要什么，我真的真的想 所以告诉我们你想要什么，你真正想要的 我会告诉你我想要什么，我真的真的想 所以告诉我们你想要什么，你真正想要的 ...

[English]Your Horoscope For Today

[English lyric] Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day ...

[中文对照] 水瓶座 有一个在你未来的旅行时，你的舌头冻结到超速车的后面 打捶一个痣17小时每天填补这一空白在你的狗命 双鱼座 ...

[English]It's All About The Pentiums

[English lyric] It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all ...

[中文对照] 这是所有关于奔腾，婴儿 呃，嗯，是啊 呃，嗯，是啊 这是所有关于奔腾，婴儿 这是所有关于奔腾，婴儿 这是所有关于奔腾！ （这是所有关于奔腾，宝宝） ...

[English]Truck Drivin' Song

[English lyric] I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high heels ...

[中文对照] 我赶回卡车 驾乘着一个大醇\'卡车 猛踩油门，希望我不要用完运气 罗林在高速公路上，直到破晓时分 驾乘着我的高跟鞋卡车 我的柴油钻机向北开往 ...

[English]Albuquerque

[English lyric] Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You ...

[中文对照] 遥想当年我只是一个小小小的男孩住在一个盒子里下了楼梯，在房子的地下室半个街区，从杰里的鱼饵店街道的拐角处 你知道的地方 ...