Pump Up The Valuum

[English]And Now For Something Completely Similair

[English lyric] [CD lyrics:] Hello, welcome to our CD Can you hear the blatant similarity? To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat [Vinyl lyrics:] Hello, welcome to our disc Turn it louder, get your ...

[中文对照] [CD歌词： ] 您好，欢迎到我们的CD 你能听到明显的相似性？ 以油毡和失败的阴影 [乙烯歌词： ] 您好，欢迎到我们的光盘 把它响亮，让你的邻居生气 ...

[English]Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame

[English lyric] Can't you see my soul, on the record sleeve? It's going up for sale, as soon as it gets saved Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don't get to magnify my insecurities ...

[中文对照] 你没看见我的灵魂，在纪录上套？ 这是怎么回事出售，只要它被保存 审讯蓝调，我再次失去 你没有得到放大我的不安全感 你没有去现场，救救我unhip - ...

[English]What's The Matter With Parents Today?

[English lyric] Mom and dad How'd you get so rad? When exactly did you get so hip? Wearing teenage clothes You're always coming to my shows And telling me that I should mellow out It's absurd ...

[中文对照] 爸爸妈妈 你怎么变得这么拉德？ 当确切弄来让臀部？ 穿衣服的少女 你总是来我的节目 并告诉我，我应该出醇香 这是荒谬的 他们唱的每一个字 ...

[English]Dinosaurs Will Die

[English lyric] (This is not a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is the real thing) Kick back watch it crumble See the drowning, watch the fall I feel just terrible about it That's ...

[中文对照] （这不是紧急广播系统的测试，这是真实的东西） 踢回看它崩溃 见溺水，看秋 我觉得太可怕了吧 这是嘲讽，让它燃烧 当它分崩离析我要去敬酒 ...

[English]Thank God It's Monday

[English lyric] Monday is my favorite time of year I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays Cause they feel like Saturdays When you don't gotta go to work Every day is a ...

[中文对照] 星期一是我最喜欢的一年时间 我会告诉你我真的觉得我喜欢星期一 因为他们觉得星期六 当你没有得去上班 每一天都是一个节日 我醒来时，我想 ...

[English]Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)

[English lyric] Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don't see you eat a talking bird Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo ...

[中文对照] 鸟类是愚蠢的， “引起小的鸟的大脑 而且还有孩子和老人 有些鸟说话，大多数人唱 我看不到你吃一只会说话的鸟 猪臭，他们便便滚 但这样做的孩子和老人 ...

[English]Louise

[English lyric] She gotta walk with a silicone cock Sticking in her ass, and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control? That would belong ...

[中文对照] 她得走了有机硅的公鸡 坚持在她的屁股，一个在她的阴户 一只蝴蝶振动紧绑到她的阴蒂 但是，谁拥有遥控器？ 那些只属于路易斯 ...

[English]Stranger Than Fishin'

[English lyric] Got a no string guitar Got a sun beta head I'm a rock 'n' roll star I ain't no musician Some things are stranger than fishin' Know how to beat on a drum Know how to sing outta ...

[中文对照] 有一个无弦吉他 有阳光的β头 我是一个摇滚摇滚乐明星 我不是音乐家 有些东西比钓鱼的陌生人“ 知道如何击败鼓 知道怎么唱失控的关键 得到了一些处方药 ...

[English]Pharmacists Daughter

[English lyric] Give her a call for demerol and amal nitrate I tell her dad, don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her The pharmacists daughter She's got my love I get her ...

[中文对照] 给她打电话的杜冷丁和阿迈勒硝酸盐 我告诉她爸爸，别担心，先生，我们不会留到很晚 我爱上了她 药剂师的女儿 她得到了我的爱 我得到了她的药物 ...

[English]Bottles To The Ground

[English lyric] You know it (know it, know it) When it's over (over, over) Doors are closing (closing, closing) Feel the sober (sober, sober) Staring at you (at you, at you) You know you'd ...

[中文对照] 你知道它（知道它，了解它） 当一切都结束了（过，过） 门都关闭（关闭，关闭） 感觉清醒（清醒，清醒） 盯着你（你，在你） 你知道，你最好把最后一个很好看 ...

[English]Total Bummer

[English lyric] Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting In front of their TV and thinkin' What is wrong with me? I'm not a monster Why won't anybody fuck me I don't ...

[中文对照] 走开，阳光灿烂的日子 走开，阳光灿烂的日子 所有的角质人坐在 在他们的电视机前，想着\' 我是怎么了？我不是一个怪物 为什么没人干我 我不想住寂寞的生活 ...

[English]My Vagina

[English lyric] My vagina has two sets of lips But I don't get monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used My vagina's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing ...

[中文对照] 我的阴道内有两套嘴唇 但我不明白的每月血淌 我的阴道，甚至很难用 我的阴道的得到许多额外的皮肤 他们把我的outtie ，并使其成为一个在 ...

[English]Herojuana

[English lyric] Light the match, burn the flower Leave behind, all the wrong Why be sad? When happiness can be bought for a little more then free Modern day prohibition Are we men? Are we ...

[中文对照] 点燃的比赛，烧花 留下，所有的错 为什么要难过？ 当幸福可以买多一点，然后免费 现代禁令 我们是男人吗？难道我们的孩子？ ...

[English]Theme From A NOFX Album

[English lyric] We're professional punkers We come from the suburbs After 15 years, we're still having fun Now we're over 30, not looking so purty At least we got a beat up accordion That's ...

[中文对照] 我们是专业的punkers 我们来自郊区 15年后，我们仍然有乐趣 现在，我们已经年过三十，不找这么俊俏 至少我们得到了一个打了手风琴 ...