Bo Burnham

[English]I'm Bo Yo

[English lyric] I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's ...

[中文对照] 我不知道是否所有的童子军是同性恋 他们可能会喜结良缘的一样，五十种不同的方式 我得到一个安全的全O\'樱桃，因为我弹出它并锁定， ...

[English]My Whole Family...

[English lyric] (Uh, thanks. Umm...welcome to my show; it's called, "If You Sing Along I'll Fucking Kill You." Uh, this is a song.) Everytime I go to dinner it seems like I'm getting a little ...

[中文对照] （嗯，感谢嗯...欢迎来我的节目; ，这就是所谓的， “如果你一起唱我他妈的杀了你”呃，这是一首） 每次我去吃饭 好像我得到一点点薄 ...

[English]Bo Fo Sho

[English lyric] Yo, walkin' my poodles, man, it never gets old. With my dogs on my leash, I got bitches on the hold, A first-AIDS kit? That's a rhesus monkey. I bust more nuts than a pistachio ...

[中文对照] 呦，大\'我的贵宾犬，男人，永远不会过时。 与我的狗在我的皮带，我上保持母狗， 第一，艾滋病的试剂盒？这是一个猕猴。 我胸围比开心果迷坚果。 ...

[English]Love Is...

[English lyric] ooh ... what is this thing? Just a reminder Bo, your EP is available now on iTunes. Go and buy it, it is really good. Ooh, hi, I didn't even see you there. I was just looking ...

[中文对照] 哦......这是什么东西？ 只是提醒博，你的EP现已在iTunes上。 去购买它，真的很不错。 ...

[English]The Perfect Woman

[English lyric] (So I've done a lot of comedy, so let's, uh, take a little break from that...and this is just a song that, if you'll just indulge me it's, uh yeah) She was the perfect woman, ...

[中文对照] （所以我做了很多喜剧，让我们，呃，采取从一点突破......而这仅仅是一首歌，如果你只是一味我来说，嗯是啊） 她是完美的女人，在每一个方式， ...

[English]High School Party (Girl)

[English lyric] High school party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer I like soda, where's the soda? Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda? I see her from across ...

[中文对照] 高中毕业晚会，大四 男孩和女孩都还在喝\'啤酒 我喜欢苏打水，哪来的苏打水？我在这里的唯一他妈的人，喜欢汽水？ 我看她从对面的人群 ...

[English]Klan Kookout

[English lyric] Grab a seat Have something to eat Help yourself, it's all right If you want a beer, they're over here But we only got Coors light Try a chip with my homemade dip The stuff is ...

[中文对照] 抢座位 有吃的东西 帮助自己，它的所有权利 如果你要啤酒，他们在这里 但是，我们只得到了库尔斯轻 尝试使用芯片与我国产浸 东西是OUTA视线 ...

[English]New Math

[English lyric] Let's do it/It's New Math What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy. And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die. And what's domain ...

[中文对照] 让我们开始吧/这是新数学 什么是海盗减船？ 只是一个创意无家可归的人。 和食蚁兽加大型饿突变蚂蚁？ 死了一个具有讽刺意味的方式。 ...

[English]A Love Ballad

[English lyric] She got me with her look She got me with her stare Bright blue eyes and her long blond hair From the start it was easy to see This was the girl for me Who cares if she was 83? ...

[中文对照] 她让我和她一起看 她让我跟她的眼神 明亮的蓝色眼睛，她长长的金发 从一开始就很容易看到 这是女孩给我 谁在乎她是否是83 ？ ...

[English]Rehab Centre For Fictional Characters

[English lyric] Ah, well, hello, everyone. Uhm, welcome to the Rehab Center for Fictional Characters. Uhm, alright, let's just get right to it. Who wants to start us off, how 'bout you Kris? ...

[中文对照] 嗯，好，大家好。嗯，欢迎来到康复中心的虚构人物。嗯，好吧，让我们马上来了。谁愿意开始我们送行，怎么你的思念克里斯？ ...

[English]Welcome To YouTube

[English lyric] Before YouTube I walked through life, And now I frolic. YouTube's been like a father to me, Except YouTube's not an alcoholic. Before YouTube, I was just a skinny white kid, ...

[中文对照] YouTube的在我走过的生活， 现在我嬉闹。 YouTube的一直像我的父亲， 除了YouTube的不是一个酒鬼。 ...