[English]Depressing Song

[English lyric] I wrote this song just to depress you. When this song is done you'll need a tissue. You could've smiled. Didn't want you to. I wrote this song just to depress you. And now... ...

[中文对照] 我写这首歌只是为了压低你。 当这首歌做你需要一个组织。 你可能已经笑了。不想你。 我写这首歌只是为了压低你。 而现在...... 你开始呶 ...

[English]Dramatic Song

[English lyric] This song sounds dramatic But I'm bad at writing words If you don't speak English This probably sounds pretty good. You'd probably think I'm singing 'Bout some pretty serious ...

[中文对照] 这首歌听起来很戏剧化 但我不擅长写作的话 如果你不会说英语 这可能听起来很不错。 你可能会觉得我唱歌 “布特一些非常严肃的事情 但在现实中，我唱的 ...

[English]Falcor The Urinator

[English lyric] FALCORRRR! FALCOORR!! Falcor was a dog... I mean... he was... a dragon-dog. Ok, maybe he was... just my dog. But he was still FALCOOR!! ...FALCOR!!! Urinating on the carpet, ...

[中文对照] FALCORRRR ！ FALCOORR ！ Falcor是狗... 我的意思是......他是......龙狗。 好吧，也许他......只是我的狗。 ...

[English]Get Bloody

[English lyric] I always dreamt of BMX. Ha! Got no more time for dreaming. My Ex-Wife resisted bringing our. 9 year old son Timmy. -No dad, I don't... -Come on. -I don't wanna go. -You're ...

[中文对照] 我一直梦想的小轮车。哈！ 有没有更多的时间在做梦。 我的前妻拒绝把我们的。 9岁的儿子洪天明。 - 没有爸爸，我不... -COMe上。 - 我不想去。 ...

[English]High School Thoughts About College

[English lyric] I'm almost outta school, Life couldn't be sweeter. I just got chills, MOM TURN ON THE HEATER! MOM, could you turn on the heater? After a High School degree, Is my education ...

[中文对照] 我几乎失控的学校， 人生不可能是甜的。 我刚刚发冷， 妈妈打开加热器！ 妈妈，你能不能打开加热器？ 经过高中学历， 通过我的教育？ ...

[English]I Can Swing My Sword

[English lyric] Do you like my sword, sword? Sword, my diamond sword, sword You can not afford, 'ford Ford, my diamond sword, sword Even if you could, could I have a patent! No one else can ...

[中文对照] 你喜欢我的剑，剑？ 剑，我的钻石刀，剑 你买不起， “福特 福特，我的钻石刀，剑 即使有可能， 我有一个专利！ 没有人能够让剑 正是以这种方式，方式 ...

[English]I Go To College For The Financial Aid

[English lyric] I go to college... But not for the education. The government pays my tuition. God bless this nation. Heads turn when I walk in the room 'Cause I'm so classy, I sweat perfume. ...

[中文对照] 我去上大学...... 但不为教育。 政府支付我的学费。 上帝保佑这个国家。 当我走在房间头转 因为我很优雅，我汗香料。 ...

[English]It's Too Late (I Got A Mac)

[English lyric] (Er, er, er) (Er, er, er) It's been a couple years since Windows Vista came around... Since then I've gotten sick of that fucking fatal error sound... And here comes Windows 7, ...

[中文对照] （呃，呃，呃） （呃，呃，呃） 这是一个几年因为Windows Vista中苏醒过来...... 从那时起，我病了那他妈的致命错误的声音...... ...

[English]Literal Assassin's Creed: Black Flag

[English lyric] Stargate, Sparkle, Ubisoft. Nod at the boat and people die. Everywhere people die. (That's a callback) This is the longest he's ever gone Without killing anyone. He wonders if ...

[中文对照] 星际之门，闪光，育碧。 点头，在船上和人死亡。 到处都是人死亡。 （这是一个回调） 这是他曾经走了最长 没有杀害任何人。 他想知道，如果他的未来女婿 ...

[English]Literal Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

[English lyric] Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle! A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaade. And people say rome wasn't build in a dayyyyy-AH (BLOOM TRANSITION) The birds get the hell out of ...

[中文对照] 星际之门，育碧，旌宇！ 白色基质挑选一个日期，然后faaaaaaade 。 人们说，罗马不是建立在一个dayyyyy -AH （布卢姆过渡） ...

[English]Literal Assassin's Creed: Revelations

[English lyric] Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle. Fade in to the left hand Of a sleepy man. How'd he fall asleep there? Help up the sleepy hooded man. That's what beds are for. Drag him cross the ...

[中文对照] 星际之门，育碧，神采奕奕。 淡入到左手 一个沉睡的男人。 他怎么睡着了呢？ 帮助了困了蒙面人。 这就是床了。 拖他穿过石楼。 ...

[English]Literal Crysis 2

[English lyric] Crytek. Signal's weak. EA, off, on, rotate. Helicopter fly away. Car alarm saved the day. Evacuation Manhattan sealed off. The best looking game on consoles CVG. Underwater ...

[中文对照] Crytek的。信号的弱。 EA ，关，开，旋转。 直升机飞走。 汽车防盗器化险为夷。 疏散曼哈顿封锁。 最好看的游戏控制台CVG 。 ...

[English]Literal Darksiders 2 Trailer

[English lyric] THQ And there was a war in heaven Where demon fought against angel And angel fought against demon In an epic pillow fight That lasted all night Demons couldn't get their beauty ...

[中文对照] THQ 而在天上就有了战争 凡妖攻打天使 和天使攻打恶魔 在史诗般的枕头大战 持续了一整夜 恶魔无法得到他们的美容觉 他们需要比大多数更 ...

[English]Literal Dead Island Riptide Trailer

[English lyric] Space logo in the rough Add polish to reveal... Deep Silver. Heartbeat, then pause for too long. Techland's jealous of their screen time. Darkness, acoustic guitar. They're out ...

[中文对照] 空间标志粗糙 润饰透露... 深银。 心跳，然后暂停太久。 科域的珍惜自己屏幕上的时间。 黑暗中，木吉他。 他们迄今远离家乡 但他们拥有彼此， ...

[English]Literal Dead Space 2 Trailer

[English lyric] Don't Look at the damned guy, and he just fades away, there's some texts inside some flames saturn's really close, pan down the city Hot chick turning isaac rocking shake your ...

[中文对照] 别看这该死的家伙， 他只是消失了， 有一些火苗里面的一些文字 土星真的很近，向下平移的城市 辣妹转向以撒摇摇你的头，而他的谈话， 话出现在他的肩膀上 ...

[English]Literal Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Trailer

[English lyric] Introductory helicopter nature shot. Bad guy at a safe distance. Second helicopter introductory nature shot. Bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance (turn). Careful Harry, ...

[中文对照] 初级直升机性质出手。 坏人在一个安全的距离。 第二架直升机的介绍性射击。 坏人以十分接近的距离（转） 。 细心的哈利，他没有鼻子。 哈利需要一些睡眠。 ...

[English]Literal Hunger Games: Catching Fire Trailer

[English lyric] Metal letters, Lionsgate Clouds in background dissipate Cue black transitional fade It's daft punk costume contest day. Teleport behind the doors Teleport again once more Daft ...

[中文对照] 金属字母，狮门 在后台云消散 提示黑色渐变过渡 这是愚蠢的朋克服装比赛的日子。 瞬移背后的门 再瞬移一次 愚蠢不那么朋克，如果他们打开大门 人群要求安可 ...

[English]Literal Iron Man 3 Trailer

[English lyric] Spinning tree, snow falling, Superhero falling. Heart battery's almost gone, He's been getting picked on. His life flashes before him. Marvel Paramountain Reporters all swarm ...

[中文对照] 纺纱树，雪花飘落， 超级英雄掉落。 心脏电池几乎没有了， 他已经得到采摘。 他的生命在他面前闪烁。 奇迹 Paramountain 记者蜂拥而上所有他。 ...

[English]Mine The Diamond (A Minecraft Song)

[English lyric] It's about time that I find a diamond It's about time that I mine the diamond It's about time that I find a diamond Hope the diamond doesn't mind when I mine it Diamond, ...

[中文对照] 它是关于时间，我觉得钻石 它是关于时间，我矿的钻石 它是关于时间，我觉得钻石 希望当我挖掘它的钻石不介意 钻石，钻石我会挖掘钻石（当我找到了） ...

[English]Mini Minotaur

[English lyric] Tim Tim plays for days in a maze and there's a Minotaur-taur, tiny minotaur-taur, little minotaur-taur, mini minotaur-taur Minotaur-taur, tiny minotaur-taur, little ...

[中文对照] 添添扮演好几天了迷宫，有一个 牛头怪 - 陶尔· ，微小的牛头人 - 陶尔· ，小牛头人 - 陶尔·迷你牛头怪 - 陶尔· 牛头怪 - 陶尔· ...

[English]My Head Itches

[English lyric] Woke up this morning Didn't take a shower I've been regretting that For the past hour Because my head itches My head itches, yeah My head itches My head itches, yeah Doc I need ...

[中文对照] 早上醒来 不洗澡 我已经后悔了 对于过去一小时 因为我的头痒 我的头痒，是 我的头痒 我的头痒，是 文件我需要一些去屑洗发水的头发 去看医生 ...

[Dutch;Flemish]Nugget In A Biscuit

[Dutch;Flemish lyric] Chicken Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit. Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit. Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit. Dip it all in mashed potatoes! Nugget, biscuit, nugget ...

[中文对照] 鸡 金块，饼干，金块的饼干。 金块，饼干，金块的饼干。 金块，饼干，金块的饼干。 沾这一切在土豆泥！ 金块，饼干，金块的饼干。 金块，饼干，金块的饼干。 ...

[English]Re: Re: Your Brains

[English lyric] Heya Bob, it's Tom.. from the office up the hall... You look kinda bloody - where've you been? Quick question Bob, you know how Zombies tend to feed on human brains? Well, you ...

[中文对照] 部屋鲍勃，这是汤姆。从办公室了大厅...... 你看起来有点血腥 - 你上哪儿去了？ 快速的问题鲍勃，你知道植物大战僵尸如何往往食人脑？ ...

[English]Safety Torch

[English lyric] Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly. WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?! Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you. Monsters smell fear. Lucky for you, I got a ...

[中文对照] 看看小添添，睡这么香甜。 醒来TIMMY ，如果有怪物？ 不要害怕，洪天明，否则他会吃了你。 怪物闻到恐惧。 幸运的是，我得到了 安全手电筒！ ...

[English]The Sideburns Song

[English lyric] Side burns. On the side of my face. As my head turns, you can see they're in the same place. On either side. Burns. They can't be replaced. My insides burn, when I think of the ...

[中文对照] 一边烧伤。 我的脸侧。 由于我的头转向， 你可以看到他们是在同一个地方。 任何一方。烧伤。 它们不能被替换。 我的内心燃烧， 当我觉得天 ...

[English]There's A Floppy Disk On The Floor

[English lyric] I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway. She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today." She said, "I'ma go to the store and when I come home ...

[中文对照] 我不喜欢打扫，但我的妈妈让我反正。 她说， “我已经厌倦了这种废话，小子你今天要去打扫房子。 ” 她说， “我是去商店，当我回家就斗鱼来完成。 ” ...

[English]Viral Song

[English lyric] Look at little Tim Tim trying to write a viral song. He looks a little lost, guess I could help him along. Whatcha' got Tim Tim? Ah, my door! Never mind that Tim, I've come to ...

[中文对照] 看看小添添试图写一个病毒的歌曲。 他看起来有点失落，我想我能帮助他一起。 干麻“添了添？ 啊，我的门！ 别说添，我来帮忙。你不会后悔的。 ...

[English]What Does The Fax Say?

[English lyric] Kim Jong Un's Stressing out. Killed his uncle just last week. Pyongyang sucks. Communism blows. Dennis rodman doesn't know. They want to kill like everyone. Kim Jon Un goes Mu ...

[中文对照] 金正云的 强调出来。 就在上周杀死了他的叔叔。 平壤很烂。共产主义的打击。 丹尼斯·罗德曼不知道。 他们想杀死人一样。 金乔恩元去穆哈哈。 ...